Jerry Trainor is literally the greatest thing about Nickelodeon.
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
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I love The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Divergent, The Maze Runner, Percy Jackson, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Fault in Our Stars, Glee, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Twilight, Sherlock, and everything else that's entertaining. :)
“Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?”
“They ate it too,” Will reminisced. “Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.”
- Will & Jem, Clockwork Angel
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Meg: calling men out on their bullshit since 700 BC.
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This is THE strangest picture i have ever seen…. like what?
i feel very uncomfortable right now
mind fuck.
I was really confused at first
MAKE IT STOP. LIKE BELLE JUST LOOKS SO WRONG IN AURORA’S DRESS
Jasmine looks great though
Damn Mulan is werking it
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when i was in 5th grade a boy liked me but i thought he was annoying, so on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and i said no and i had to think of an excuse so i started hugging a tree and i told him the tree was my boyfriend, then later i saw him kicking the tree and i felt kinda bad
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